Tag: Critique Geeks

Big Ffing Schedule Change

Dearest audience, It is time to, momentarily, take our silly confetti spewing hats off and put our serious top hats on. I and Maddius have decided, after much deliberation, to change our scheduling somewhat. From now on Critique Geeks episodes will no longer be released on a set schedule. Instead we will be releasing them …

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Of Cats and Castles – Discussing Where Elder Scrolls VI Should Be Set

  5 Min Read The Elder Scrolls has been in decline for quite some time some would argue. Some important people. Mostly me. And nobody with any brains would argue otherwise. But being ever-the-optimist, I decided I would outline what I would like the Elder Scrolls VI to be. And I figured the creature might …

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Be Careful What You Wish For – Why the Aladdin Remake is Terrible

  My therapist told me, before I fired her, that I’m supposed to try to be more positive. So let’s be optimistic. Aladdin is a movie. It really is. It has actors. It has dialogue. It has CGI, a lot of it, and it even has cinematography. And I can honestly say that I haven’t …

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A Hopeless Defence – Debunking Common Arguments in Defence of Season 8 of Game of Thrones

  Season 8 of Game of Thrones, what can I say about it other than that it was wonderous. A true marvel to behold. Never have I seen such expertly crafted melodrama. Such a complete subversion of expectations. I mean, I thought it might be good. They showed me! Where else would you see a …

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Sore Is the Ass That Sits the Iron Throne – What “Fire & Blood” Says About Leadership

  What makes a good leader the goodest? As the fearless leader of “Analytical Madness” I know it is important to stand tall in the face of adversity. To present a strict, yet loveable, a stoic, yet relatable, a vulnerable, yet truly unflinching image. But that’s really hard when an inconsiderate asshole refuses to die …

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Important Schedule Change!

Dearest Twitterers, Twitterettes and Facebookees, From now on the “Critique Geeks” segment where I (Analyze) and Maddius go at each other will go from being bi-weekly to monthly (i.e. one Critique Geeks each month). The same goes for the diaries associated with these episodes. We hope this will give us the space to put them …

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A Bad Pussy by Any Other Name – What We Want & Dread About Season 8 of Game of Thrones

7 Min Read   Since the final season of Game of Thrones is upon us, I thought this was a perfect moment to begin spreading my wisdom to you all. Therefore I have invited the local jester to join me for our first Critique Geeks outlining exactly what we dread (ooooh, scary) and what we …

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The Website Has Launched!

So what is this website? Fuck if we know. But what we’re going for is a website which concentrates on reviews and analysis of fantasy and science fiction content (including TV-series, movies, books and video games) with a hopefully humorous spin. The website currently has two main types of articles: Individual articles and Critique Geeks. Individual …

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We Are… Not Yet Live!

My dearest reader, if you are reading this then you have found our website. Congratulations, you must be very proud of yourself. I would give you a cookie, but my partner ate them all… Analytical Madness is currently still under development and has not yet officially launched. So if you find that our articles appear …

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