Tag: Critique Geeks

Analytical Madness is Moving

I hate to get serious in my news posts, let alone almost twice in a row, but it is once again serious time. Since my partner (for the website) left I have been bearing the costs of running the website on my own. Practically this is proving impossible. Hosting a website is quite expensive and …

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Analyze is Back, Baby!

As you may have read, if you’re a good boy/girl, in my previous news article Maddy (former co-owner of Analytical Madness) has left the website. It required some soul searching, taking a short trip to a mountain resort and hitting myself in the head a half a dozen times but I have made the laudable …

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Maddy is Leaving Us

My dearest citizens of Analytical Madness, consul Analyze has an important message to bequeath to you all. As you might’ve figured out from those big letters up top I bring you the very happy tidings that the beast known as Maddy (the second author of Analytical Madness) will be leaving the website and moving on …

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Big Ffing Schedule Change

Dearest audience, It is time to, momentarily, take our silly confetti spewing hats off and put our serious top hats on. I and Maddius have decided, after much deliberation, to change our scheduling somewhat. From now on Critique Geeks episodes will no longer be released on a set schedule. Instead we will be releasing them …

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Of Cats and Castles – Discussing Where Elder Scrolls VI Should Be Set

  5 Min Read The Elder Scrolls has been in decline for quite some time some would argue. Some important people. Mostly me. And nobody with any brains would argue otherwise. But being ever-the-optimist, I decided I would outline what I would like the Elder Scrolls VI to be. And I figured the creature might …

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Be Careful What You Wish For – Why the Aladdin Remake is Terrible

  My therapist told me, before I fired her, that I’m supposed to try to be more positive. So let’s be optimistic. Aladdin is a movie. It really is. It has actors. It has dialogue. It has CGI, a lot of it, and it even has cinematography. And I can honestly say that I haven’t …

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A Hopeless Defence – Debunking Common Arguments in Defence of Season 8 of Game of Thrones

  Season 8 of Game of Thrones, what can I say about it other than that it was wonderous. A true marvel to behold. Never have I seen such expertly crafted melodrama. Such a complete subversion of expectations. I mean, I thought it might be good. They showed me! Where else would you see a …

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Sore Is the Ass That Sits the Iron Throne – What “Fire & Blood” Says About Leadership

  What makes a good leader the goodest? As the fearless leader of “Analytical Madness” I know it is important to stand tall in the face of adversity. To present a strict, yet loveable, a stoic, yet relatable, a vulnerable, yet truly unflinching image. But that’s really hard when an inconsiderate asshole refuses to die …

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Important Schedule Change!

Dearest Twitterers, Twitterettes and Facebookees, From now on the “Critique Geeks” segment where I (Analyze) and Maddius go at each other will go from being bi-weekly to monthly (i.e. one Critique Geeks each month). The same goes for the diaries associated with these episodes. We hope this will give us the space to put them …

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A Bad Pussy by Any Other Name – What We Want & Dread About Season 8 of Game of Thrones

7 Min Read   Since the final season of Game of Thrones is upon us, I thought this was a perfect moment to begin spreading my wisdom to you all. Therefore I have invited the local jester to join me for our first Critique Geeks outlining exactly what we dread (ooooh, scary) and what we …

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