Category: Diaries

Maddy’s Diary – Entry 7: Eye of the Kitty

  Dear Diary, Sometimes it is necessary to imitate that which you love, that which you aspire to be. It is important to learn, to improve yourself if you want to make the people around you happy and get them to loosen up. Sometimes, you need to erase your past self in order to adapt …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 7: Silence of the Kitties

  Dear reader, it has been an ordeal like no other that has ever been experienced in the history of the universe. The multiverse! The omniverse! I have attempted to deafen myself several times, sadly the spoon didn’t fit in my ear. And it has sullied all the forks with its spittum. My mother has …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 6: Epistemological Evolutions in the Art of Co-Living

  Dear diary, Today was a momentous day in a whole life of fun days. It has been the day where Analyze and I took our friendship to the next level. We became real roommates! Besties who spend every waking moment with each other! I can only hope that Analyze loves this almost as much …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 6: Return to Sender… With a Bill

  A siren blared in the distance. It had finally come. My salvation had finally come! No longer would I be tormented by its inane pratteling! No longer would I be subject to its ear-piercing puns! My earmuffs had long since fallen apart, corrupted and rotten they had sloughed off my ears. Letting out the …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 5: Settling In

  Dear diary, Analyze seems to be getting used to me as his new bestie roommate. I’ve already met his family and they were a delight. Generous as well. When I entered the room their eyes started tearing up and their voices seemed to crack up. When I announced I’d be spending time with Analyze …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 5: Message in a Soda Can

  To whomever finds the ice tea can in which this note is hidden. I have been kidnapped by a creature most foul. It has been more than a month since it grabbed me from my bed and in that time it has not left my room. Food is becoming scarce as it has eaten …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 4: Maddy and the House of Seahorse!

  Dear diary, I found myself awake at the bottom of a river, chained. I had no idea how I had gotten here, but it was so fortunate that I did. A seahorse was swimming around, looking for help. After unchaining myself and spending a few minutes explaining that I didn’t want to harm the …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 4: Maddius, Horror of the Deep

  Twas a beautiful whenever-the-hell-this-was morning. It felt like a month had passed since I had rid myself of the abomination. I woke up. Birds chirping. The warm rays of the sun caressing my naked, naked body. I opened my eyes, hoping to see the sunlight glistening off of the waterfall outside of my window. …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 3: Maddy and the Ice Cream Factory

Dear Diary, Today is my birthday and what a birthday it has been! Since my last play date with Analyze I had spent many an hour next to the telephone, just waiting for him to call me again. He hadn’t contacted me since then, but surely he wouldn’t have forgotten about my birthday?! He really …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 3: Analyze Unchained

  It had been many weeks since my last confrontation with the beast. But I couldn’t get it out of my mind. I lay awake at night, thinking. When I did manage to fall asleep, it haunted my nightmares. He had ruined, RUINED my perfect ending. I had to have vengeance. RETRIBUTION! So I figured …

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