Category: Diaries

Maddy’s Diary – Entry 5: Settling In

  Dear diary, Analyze seems to be getting used to me as his new bestie roommate. I’ve already met his family and they were a delight. Generous as well. When I entered the room their eyes started tearing up and their voices seemed to crack up. When I announced I’d be spending time with Analyze …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 5: Message in a Soda Can

  To whomever finds the ice tea can in which this note is hidden. I have been kidnapped by a creature most foul. It has been more than a month since it grabbed me from my bed and in that time it has not left my room. Food is becoming scarce as it has eaten …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 4: Maddy and the House of Seahorse!

  Dear diary, I found myself awake at the bottom of a river, chained. I had no idea how I had gotten here, but it was so fortunate that I did. A seahorse was swimming around, looking for help. After unchaining myself and spending a few minutes explaining that I didn’t want to harm the …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 4: Maddius, Horror of the Deep

  Twas a beautiful whenever-the-hell-this-was morning. It felt like a month had passed since I had rid myself of the abomination. I woke up. Birds chirping. The warm rays of the sun caressing my naked, naked body. I opened my eyes, hoping to see the sunlight glistening off of the waterfall outside of my window. …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 3: Maddy and the Ice Cream Factory

Dear Diary, Today is my birthday and what a birthday it has been! Since my last play date with Analyze I had spent many an hour next to the telephone, just waiting for him to call me again. He hadn’t contacted me since then, but surely he wouldn’t have forgotten about my birthday?! He really …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 3: Analyze Unchained

  It had been many weeks since my last confrontation with the beast. But I couldn’t get it out of my mind. I lay awake at night, thinking. When I did manage to fall asleep, it haunted my nightmares. He had ruined, RUINED my perfect ending. I had to have vengeance. RETRIBUTION! So I figured …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 2: Roses Are Red, Friends Never Blue

  Dear diary, He invited me into his home! We were going to have a wonderful little play date together. My heart, oh my dear heart! Analyze even had a fun activity planned for us: a wonderful chat about this show I’ve never heard of before: Game of Thrones. Well, I wouldn’t want to feel …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 2: A Way Too Unexpected Journey

  With the final season of Game of Thrones coming and my website finally launching, I knew my first article simply had to be about Game of Thrones. Unfortunately, though I’d come up with a perfectly witty ending, actually writing the article had proven a lot more… well, difficult than I’d imagined. There had been …

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Maddy’s Diary – Entry 1: An Unexpected Battle Bond

  Dear diary, I want a new friend. A lovely fellow I can spend many an hour with, frolicking through the woods, enjoying the sunrise and maybe share a cooking class or two. After all, I can only burn my furnace so many times with instant ramen, no? So I had a fun little idea. …

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Analyze’s Diary – Entry 1: Essential Amazing Analyze, Vol. 1

  Step by step I moved towards the shop where my, no doubt phenominal, destiny awaited. Though I wished I could go bound by bound instead. I was so excited. But unlike some rather unscrupulous and undisciplined songwriters I managed to hide it quite well. I was finally going to start my own website. A …

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