Critique Geeks

Critique Geeks is a segment where good ol' Analyze drags a fellow geek into the office against their will and sits them down at gunpoint. These segments feature heated discussions on a topic from fantasy or science fiction in a magnificent clash of logic and lunacy, pomposity and pedantry and serious and silly. If you click on the lovely mask to the left you can find all Critique Geeks articles. If instead you want something more serious and sarcastic, you can find it by going to "Articles by Author" and clicking Analyze.

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Of Cats and Castles – Discussing Where Elder Scrolls VI Should Be Set

  5 Min Read The Elder Scrolls has been in decline for quite some time some would argue. Some important people. Mostly me. And nobody with any brains would argue otherwise. But being ever-the-optimist, I decided I would outline what I would like the Elder Scrolls VI to be. And I figured the creature might …

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Be Careful What You Wish For – Why the Aladdin Remake is Terrible

  My therapist told me, before I fired her, that I’m supposed to try to be more positive. So let’s be optimistic. Aladdin is a movie. It really is. It has actors. It has dialogue. It has CGI, a lot of it, and it even has cinematography. And I can honestly say that I haven’t …

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A Hopeless Defence – Debunking Common Arguments in Defence of Season 8 of Game of Thrones

  Season 8 of Game of Thrones, what can I say about it other than that it was wonderous. A true marvel to behold. Never have I seen such expertly crafted melodrama. Such a complete subversion of expectations. I mean, I thought it might be good. They showed me! Where else would you see a …

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Sore Is the Ass That Sits the Iron Throne – What “Fire & Blood” Says About Leadership

  What makes a good leader the goodest? As the fearless leader of “Analytical Madness” I know it is important to stand tall in the face of adversity. To present a strict, yet loveable, a stoic, yet relatable, a vulnerable, yet truly unflinching image. But that’s really hard when an inconsiderate asshole refuses to die …

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A Lot – What Went Wrong with Game of Thrones

  As you all well know we’re sticklers for consistency and sobriety here at Analytical Madness. So when we watched the latest seasons of Game of Thrones we found ourselves a bit… puzzled. And not just a bit puzzled. But more like you found a box in a random trashcan and like half the puzzle …

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A Bad Pussy by Any Other Name – What We Want & Dread About Season 8 of Game of Thrones

7 Min Read   Since the final season of Game of Thrones is upon us, I thought this was a perfect moment to begin spreading my wisdom to you all. Therefore I have invited the local jester to join me for our first Critique Geeks outlining exactly what we dread (ooooh, scary) and what we …

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